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| Ultraman sez, "Keep it!" Photo by Brett Homenick. |
While out and about today, I spied not one but two storage units (owned and operated by the same company, of course) that prominently use Ultraman to advertise their services. It was certainly unexpected -- maybe they'll bring in Ultraman to host Storage Wars!
To be fair, they not only use Ultraman, but Ultraman 7 as well. - R.S.F.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if any of these storage units appear in "Ultraman 7 movies," but I guess we'll never know.
DeleteI also wonder if the idiot that believes there is such a thing as Ultraman 7 movies is squatting in one of those storage containers, because he's a loser, broke, and more than likely homeless by now.
DeleteBut I'm sure one of his many get-rich-quick schemes must have worked by now!
DeleteI'm afraid not, Genzo!! The "Musical for goodrevolution in Japan", Starbucks jingles, Energy drinks that will "Storm Asia" and Solar panel Ponzi schemes all seem to have been declared complete failures/Lies/Scams. We really need Ultraman 7 to step out of one of his movies and come vanquish this dirtbag for good!!
DeleteAnd, if we can't get Ultraman 7 to help, maybe we can enlist the services of the Lawnmower Man.
DeleteI also wonder if anyone in U.S. Ultraman fandom was banned from this storage facility for selling Pornography to children, and/or stalking the Management DEMANDING that the garbage Anno film Shin Ultraman be screened on the premises or legal action would take place??
DeleteI just hope nobody was using this storage facility to shoot a pathetic fan film of Beulah while not looking for a job or at least rearranging the rocks in his backyard.
DeleteHappy to know this Storage place is far away from all the Scum mentioned. Also glad the Japanese people don't know about this Dark and Sad part of Ultra- Fandom.let me start on Godzilla next ..
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